Lone Soldier 2: 2LONE2SOLDIER

Five years after the events of Lone Soldier, Arik Meir is a man seemingly without a mission. After competing in the 1980 Olympics (and winning gold for all events), Arik found himself at home having midblowing sex with his still-incredibly-attactive wife. Suddenly, there was a knock at the door. Standing in the doorway was Kareem Abdul Jabbar, Magic Johnson, and Richard Nixon with bad news: Jim Chones had eaten traif the night before and gotten food poisining. Next came the question that would change their lives forever - could Arik help the 1980 Los Angeles Lakers in a pivotal Western Conference Championships? 

Strap in for Arik's journey to developing a new leg transplant procedure that would allow him to walk, run, and dunk again. Watch as Arik learns to perform the procedure on himself without anesthesia while also having sex with his wife (did I mention that she's still incredibly attractive?). Experience the thrill of Arik using the forbidden and lost "Tiger Style" martial art to defeat Julius Erving, and the staggering defeat where Arik falls 3 points shy of breaking Wilt Chamberlain's single game scoring record.
 
Live through all this and more as you prepare to enter the world of Lone Soldier 2: 2LONE2SOLDIER